If we’re understanding this City Room story correctly, a recent successful coup against the president of Roosevelt Island’s operating corporation may lead to residents taking up arms and fighting for their independence . Something like that. As usual we turn to blogger Roosevelt Islander to decode this land of mystery. Verdict: total shitshow! But who cares, the robots will soon arrive to eliminate the humans, anyway. [City Room; RI]

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Meanwhile, on Roosevelt Island…: If we’re understanding this City Room…