Well, it seems there’s some consolation for those of you who choose to reside anywhere other than the greatest city in America! Non-New Yorkers can least look forward to their baffling, blinkered lives ending sooner than if they’d actually followed their dreams in the big city. At a press conference at a Bronx maternity ward today, Mayor Bloomberg announced that babies born in NYC in 2009 have an average life expectancy of 80.6 years, nearly two and a half years more than the most recently reported national rate of 78.2 years. And though there’s no official research on this, it’s safe to assume that those extra two and a half years in NYC are packed with mindblowing sex and prolific novel-writing. [ more › ]

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Non-New Yorkers Die Sooner Than Their Betters In NYC