Breaking up with someone on Valentine’s Day is a pretty cold-blooded idea, unless of course the no good p.o.s. has it coming. But you know what’s even worse than getting dumped on V-Day? Being a publicist who has to flog a Valentine’s Day “angle” for every trash-bound press release sent between now and mid-February. These things are currently flooding in at a rate of 25 per hour, like a fire hydrant spraying sickly pink champagne all over our cringing faces. But occasionally one pitch stands out from the herd, such as this beaut—pasted below verbatim—with the subject “Where to Dump Someone on Valentine’s Day”: [ more › ]
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Where To Dump Someone On Valentine’s Day: A Publicist Hits Rock Bottom